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Side-Quest for Candy by usaokay
Side-Quest for Candy
Halloween has befallen upon TF2.  Participants of all ages come out of the confines of their homes in order to secure sugary delights.  Well, for this Halloween, it's just two people in their 20s and an abnormal gas mask monster begging other adults for candy.

Last Halloween, the Scout siblings left on disagreeable terms after the Scout realizes everyone in his team was giving more candy to his Sister (See: Quest for MORE Candy).  After patching things up through the lesson of sharing, they once again patterned up for this year's event.  The Scout dons on his mummy costume he found in a coffin during his trip in Egypt, and his Sister puts on a chicken hat she literally found on a chicken during her trip in Italy.  Both of them were almost prepared to trick or treat, but they both know that they couldn't get the most candy without getting an expert on trick or treating.  

The Pyro, a veteran on nabbing the best kind of candy and gizmos (See: Quest for Candy), adored the Burny the Pyrosaur costume gift it received from the Engineer.  Even though after the previous two years' mishaps with the Spy that involves a certain remote control and a fire extinguisher (in that order), the Pyro also sought out some new recruits in case if the Spy comes up with another dastardly deed.

The Sister was less than enthusiastic when she heard about the Scout's plan to partner up with the Pyro.  

"Do we have to?  I mean, he scared the crap out of me when we first met." complained the Sister.  

The Scout smiled.  "Don't worry," said the Scout, "Mumbles is an alright guy.  Or is it a girl?  Whatever.  We'll just convince Mumbles to share the loot with us."  

This didn't convince the Sister one bit.  "I'm pretty sure you just want to partner up because you keep on getting the least amount of candy and no one likes you."  

The Scout was annoyed by his Sister's seemingly ignorant remark.  "H-Hey!", stuttered the Scout.  "I'm just as important to this team than anyone else.  Besides, you don't even do anything here!"  

"I do stuff!", argued the Sister.  "I give high-fives to everyone after a mission, cooked for them, cleaned their clothes and weapons; and don't forget the weekly bingo games."

 "Ugh fine, but I'm still considered the super awesome member of this team.  Now I'm going to try and convince mumbles to partner up with us."

The Scout headed over to the Pyro, who was in the midst of cleaning its teddy bear.  "Hey Pyro dude, do you want to trick or treat with me and my Sister?" asked the Scout.  The Pyro could only muffle in response.  Let's assume that's a yes.

"Cool cool cool." said the Scout.  Sister kept her mouth shut and moved behind her brother, trying not to be seen by the Pyro, but to no avail.  "Mmph mmph!" said the Pyro, who is now holding up its bear to the Sister.  "Hmm, I think it wants your Greybans."  The Sister could only stare at the Pyro and its bear.  After a brief six seconds of awkward silence, the Sister regain her posture, dug deep into her knapsack, and put her favorite sunglasses on the Pyro's bear.  The Pyro responded in glee and hugged the Sister, who is now petrified with fear.  She could only mumble to her brother in response, "I...hate...you...dude."

The Scout laughed.  "Let's go trick or treating," as he said while whipping a tear from his eye. "We're heading to the Heavy's place.  He's bound to have a crapton of candy for us."
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Cosmetic Trading by usaokay
Cosmetic Trading
Welcome back to the Game Helmet Online, Frankerstein.

You have scheduled today to be: Travel to pl_pipeline in the Team Fortress 2 section to meet up with SirBravo2 and TheBravo1.

You have a new message from SirBravo2:

"Hey, Frank, we're going to be at Pipeline. There, we're going to further do the cosmetic training I previously showed you.  Now, some of these players are way into roleplaying as characters from Team Fortress 2, so watch out for any weirdos.

Anyways, for the training, we're going to use a stat-tracking quality item and a genuine promotional item, and leave those up to be traded.  If anyone tries to get a trade request with you, find out if they're bots or humans.  Remember, we're here to study the difference between both, so don't go trading that item away.

How are we going to trade it away?  Since setting up our own trading shop didn't work that time, we might as use some fishing poles.  Bots are usually quicker to respond than humans, so keep on eye on them.  Also, might as well have some fun while we're at it.

After this, we need to talk about those fucking assholes who attacked us at Silent Hill."

Signed,

SirBravo2

ps. There's some player walking around with one of those new teddy bear cosmetics.  You should add that player to see the bear come to life.  It's amazing!

Author's Note: This takes place between Part 6 and 7.
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In an effort to improve the quality of my writing, I'm allowing you (yes, particularly you) to read a work-in-progress script to one of my future comics.

Now, this won't guarantee that this comic will be made and done.  Some plans might change, but most of the time it won't.  Also, if you wish to read my comics without learning about the jokes and the plot, then obviously the WiP script will carry heavy spoilers.  If this is a success, then I'll most likely post WiP scripts to my other future works.

What I'm looking for is feedback.  What you like, didn't like, what should be changed, what you think about the plot, the joke delivery, the writing, etc.  Constructive Criticism is the key to a successful work.

You probably need a Google account if you want to make a comment.

Without further ado, here's a script to a future comic, Servers - Gamer Hell (working title)
docs.google.com/document/d/1cq…
In an effort to improve the quality of my writing, I'm allowing you (yes, particularly you) to read a work-in-progress script to one of my future comics.

Now, this won't guarantee that this comic will be made and done.  Some plans might change, but most of the time it won't.  Also, if you wish to read my comics without learning about the jokes and the plot, then obviously the WiP script will carry heavy spoilers.  If this is a success, then I'll most likely post WiP scripts to my other future works.

What I'm looking for is feedback.  What you like, didn't like, what should be changed, what you think about the plot, the joke delivery, the writing, etc.  Constructive Criticism is the key to a successful work.

You probably need a Google account if you want to make a comment.

Without further ado, here's a script to a future comic, Servers - Gamer Hell (working title)
docs.google.com/document/d/1cq…

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Ross Siev
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I've been making comics ever since I was in 2nd grade. My very first comic was an interactive crappy M&Ms comic and it just went from there. Since I was crap at drawing and people criticized me, I focused less on drawing and more on video games. Hence, why I am making Garry's Mod comics for nine years. I like to entertain people, so these comics are the entity of my moronic jokes.

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usaokay Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
thx babe
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Cakeu-chan89 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Happy birthdayyy! :iconshibeplz:

Hope yah had a good one! c: :iconmedicakeplz:
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usaokay Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
I have way too many ideas for the Crap Attorney series, but like all good series, everything must come to an end early.  July 15th is when the final screenshot(s) will be posted.

Thanks for the comment!
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OlorilTarmikos Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You, sir, deserve my watch.

And keep up your "Crap Attorney" series, it's so ridiculously awesome!
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Dafuqer7 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday!
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