Halloween has befallen upon TF2. Participants of all ages come out of the confines of their homes in order to secure sugary delights. Well, for this Halloween, it's just two people in their 20s and an abnormal gas mask monster begging other adults for candy.
Last Halloween, the Scout siblings left on disagreeable terms after the Scout realizes everyone in his team was giving more candy to his Sister (See: Quest for MORE Candy). After patching things up through the lesson of sharing, they once again patterned up for this year's event. The Scout dons on his mummy costume he found in a coffin during his trip in Egypt, and his Sister puts on a chicken hat she literally found on a chicken during her trip in Italy. Both of them were almost prepared to trick or treat, but they both know that they couldn't get the most candy without getting an expert on trick or treating.
The Pyro, a veteran on nabbing the best kind of candy and gizmos (See: Quest for Candy), adored the Burny the Pyrosaur costume gift it received from the Engineer. Even though after the previous two years' mishaps with the Spy that involves a certain remote control and a fire extinguisher (in that order), the Pyro also sought out some new recruits in case if the Spy comes up with another dastardly deed.
The Sister was less than enthusiastic when she heard about the Scout's plan to partner up with the Pyro.
"Do we have to? I mean, he scared the crap out of me when we first met." complained the Sister.
The Scout smiled. "Don't worry," said the Scout, "Mumbles is an alright guy. Or is it a girl? Whatever. We'll just convince Mumbles to share the loot with us."
This didn't convince the Sister one bit. "I'm pretty sure you just want to partner up because you keep on getting the least amount of candy and no one likes you."
The Scout was annoyed by his Sister's seemingly ignorant remark. "H-Hey!", stuttered the Scout. "I'm just as important to this team than anyone else. Besides, you don't even do anything here!"
"I do stuff!", argued the Sister. "I give high-fives to everyone after a mission, cooked for them, cleaned their clothes and weapons; and don't forget the weekly bingo games."
"Ugh fine, but I'm still considered the super awesome member of this team. Now I'm going to try and convince mumbles to partner up with us."
The Scout headed over to the Pyro, who was in the midst of cleaning its teddy bear. "Hey Pyro dude, do you want to trick or treat with me and my Sister?" asked the Scout. The Pyro could only muffle in response. Let's assume that's a yes.
"Cool cool cool." said the Scout. Sister kept her mouth shut and moved behind her brother, trying not to be seen by the Pyro, but to no avail. "Mmph mmph!" said the Pyro, who is now holding up its bear to the Sister. "Hmm, I think it wants your Greybans." The Sister could only stare at the Pyro and its bear. After a brief six seconds of awkward silence, the Sister regain her posture, dug deep into her knapsack, and put her favorite sunglasses on the Pyro's bear. The Pyro responded in glee and hugged the Sister, who is now petrified with fear. She could only mumble to her brother in response, "I...hate...you...dude."
The Scout laughed. "Let's go trick or treating," as he said while whipping a tear from his eye. "We're heading to the Heavy's place. He's bound to have a crapton of candy for us."